"Gee honey, when you said you were in to light bondage this isn’t quite what I had in mind"
Heh BDSM puns.
Oh look… PUNishment!
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene
get to know me meme: favorite tv shows [1/5]- breaking bad
some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what – 60? he’s just gonna break bad?
can flower beards be the next flower crowns?
I kinda want to do this.
i love how serious these men are like they have already come to terms with their terminal case of beard flower
there’s no recovery from this they gotta get shipped off to beard flower island and never come back and they’ve done all their crying and all that’s left is stoic resignation to their sad and floral-scented future
I want a flower beard now… haha!
Tell it, randy.
I like people who clock it.